PROTECT YOURSELF AGAINST ALIEN ABDUCTION
If you worry about surprise trips to outer space, there’s good news. Now you can get Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance.
Our insurance is sometimes loosely called “UFO abduction insurance,” “Martian kidnapping insurance,” “space alien abduction insurance,” and the like. This is the original and only source of the genuine Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance. Gain peace of mind for you and your family— or give Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance as a unique and treasured gift. |
For centuries, helpless humans have been kidnapped by hovering UFOs, subjected to strange mental and medical procedures, implanted with tracking and mind control devices, and returned to Earth only to face ridicule. Now you can get lifetime alien abduction coverage that pays $10,000,000. You also get up to $5,000,000 more if the ETs subject you to weird medical procedures, put tracking or control chips in you, leave weird symbols on your body, or you have alien or hybrid children.
All paid at a generous $1 per year for 10,000,000 Earth years, the next Ice Age, or your lifetime—whichever comes first.
You can’t be turned down because of your age, mental status or even if you’ve been abducted before and have alien or alien-human children. You can insure yourself or anyone else.
All paid at a generous $1 per year for 10,000,000 Earth years, the next Ice Age, or your lifetime—whichever comes first.
You can’t be turned down because of your age, mental status or even if you’ve been abducted before and have alien or alien-human children. You can insure yourself or anyone else.
The beautiful Certificate of your Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance is personalized with the names of the Insured. The Certificate is a work of art in itself, suitable for framing and ideal for display in your home or office. It features an ornate border with over 1,286 separate lines, and the Official Seal of Flying SaucerInsurance.com. Printed on special paper, the Certificate will last for over 999 Earth years— past the next Millennium!
In addition to the Certificate you also get:
In addition to the Certificate you also get:
- The amazing complete Policy Terms and Conditions, with broad coverage, and weasel language in fine print just like your other insurance policies;
- ANDYour Official Claim Form;
- ANDHow To File Your Abduction Claim. With vital advice on collecting evidence aboard the flying saucer, what you must and mustn’t say to the ETs, how to get their help in making your claim, and much more. Everything you need to know to claim your $10,000,000.
PLUS – THREE FREE GIFTS WHEN YOU ORDER NOW!
Order now and you also get three free gifts:
- The groundbreaking, copyrighted, witty and informative report, How to Avoid Being Abducted by Space Aliens. Vital advice on places to avoid, protecting yourself at home and elsewhere, how to deal with different types of aliens, the truth about brain protection helmets, avoiding alien body probes, and much more.
- Your official oversized bumper sticker, which tells the world you’re protected by Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance.
- Your Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance wallet card.
A PERFECT GIFT!
Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance makes a unique and unforgettable gift for birthdays, Father’s and Mother’s Day, Halloween and other holidays, or for friends and business associates. “Flying Saucer Insurance” is the perfect gift for the person “who has everything.” Or for your friends who worry about Little Green Men or strange hovering objects in the night.
Perhaps you’ve heard about “UFO abduction insurance,” “alien abduction insurance,” or “Martian kidnapping insurance” on TV and radio, or in newspapers, magazines, or on the Internet. Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance covers all risks of ET, Martian, Alien and UFO abduction. Get it here.
Many of the most famous people in the world, such as heads of state, now have this protection. Shouldn’t you have it now— before a giant humming disk sends down a paralyzing blue ray to beam you up?
Perhaps you’ve heard about “UFO abduction insurance,” “alien abduction insurance,” or “Martian kidnapping insurance” on TV and radio, or in newspapers, magazines, or on the Internet. Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance covers all risks of ET, Martian, Alien and UFO abduction. Get it here.
Many of the most famous people in the world, such as heads of state, now have this protection. Shouldn’t you have it now— before a giant humming disk sends down a paralyzing blue ray to beam you up?