SATISFACTION GUARANTEED ORDER FORM
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[ ] YES! I want Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance now. Please rush me my personal Policy. I get:
- A beautiful signed Certificate of Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance, including elaborate border and seal, personalized with my choice of Insured;
- Complete Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance Policy with broad coverage, terms and sneaky fine print;
- “How to File Your Abduction Claim”;
- Official “Claim Form”;
[ ] FREE GIFTS FOR ORDERING NOW! I am ordering within ten days. I also get:
- The famous report, “How to Avoid Being Abducted by Space Aliens,” with vital, witty advice;
- Bumper sticker, to tell the world I’m protected;
- Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance wallet card.
100-YEAR, 100% GUARANTEE.
I am protected by the solar system’s most unusual guarantee. I must be delighted. If not, I may return my Flying Saucer Abduction Insurance Certificate any time within the next 100 Earth years and you will give me back every penny I paid. I get to keep my three valuable gifts: The How to Avoid Being Abducted by Space Aliens report, my bumper sticker, and my wallet card.
Name of Insured:_____________________________________________
(Enter name exactly as you want it on the certificate
Name and address to mail the Certificate and other stuff:
City, State, Zip___________________________________________
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